Dickswab
female equivalent of a douchebag.
whenever a girl does something r-t-rded you can call her a d-ckswab. it’s the counter to douchebag.
“annette, stop being such a d-ckswab!”
“why is alexa a d-ckswab every time she drinks”?
to “swab,” or wipe, someone’s stuff with your d-ck. usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the d-ckswabbing, will induce vomiting.
note 1:d-ckswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
note 2:d-ckswabbing is in no way a name for f-ll-t–.
“what a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess.”
“we already got our revenge; i totally d-ckswabbed his coffee mug last night.”
“and i kidnapped his dog.”
someone that is used to swab..or clean..a d-ck..as in sucking on it to get all the sh-t off of it..
“yeah baby…lick that sh-t off..you’re such a good d-ck swab..”
an ugly chick that slurps the c-m off of your c-ck after the hott chick sucks you off.only worthless wh-r-s or just gnasty b-tches that can’t get any are d-ck swabs.hvae fun with your new phrase boys & girls!
“this gross b-tch is such a wh-r- it makes me sick”
“yeah,i know,the only thing that b-tch is good for is for a d-ck swab!”
when your about to c-m, you ejactulate in ones ear then clean it out with your p-n-s.
girl one: did he f-ck you in th ear?
girl two: no just the usual d-ck swab.
a d-ckswab is an ingorant f-ck hole who puts “xcore” after everything they say and think they’re super scene.
noun: a male pap smear.
“chelsea shaffley is a d-ckswab.”
“man, look at that scenely d-ckswab kid”
“that kid looks like he has a d-ckswab in his pants.”
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