Dicktale


a completly unnec-ssary detail that makes the person who said it look like a d-ck, intentionally or unintentionally.
guy: dude, megan fox is so hot
d-ck: you know she has toe thumbs?
guy: thanks for ruining her for me! that was such a d-cktale!

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