dicktionary
the alternate gender for chicktionary, so a chick’s phone with lots of dudes numbers in it
when a chick needs a booty call, she cracks open her d-cktionary.
a textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. the textbook is utilized to -ssess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.
yo when jj whipped out his thang, i also whipped it out… my d-cktionary that is!
1)a dictionary of s-xual terms.
2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.
1)definithing.com is almost a complete d-cktionary.
2)iz tha wird “kat” n tha d-cktionary?
when someone puts their d-ck into a book
john: ouch!!!!! i just had a d-cktionary!!!!
someone who uses lesser-known words straight out of a dictionary as to impress others, but comes off as a d-ck.
p1: that predial bird has an emollient song that is often equivocal.
p2: what a d-cktionary.
n. reference book decribing types of male genitals including normal variants, congenital and acquired deformities,hermaphrodites, traumatic amputations etc.
my word leroy! let me get my camera out! that there belongs in a d-cktionary!
no baby. that there belongs in you!
the “little black book” used by a sl-tty female; contains phone numbers of her male booty calls.
carol: i feel like getting laid tonight.
stephanie: so what are you going to do about it?
carol: good thing i am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever i want. i’ll look in my d-cktionary and see who hasn’t been called in a while.
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