dickwipe

someone who is so useless that all they are capable of is wiping d-cks, or a worthless -sshole
that guy sure is a f-cking d-ckwipe.
who hired that d-ckwipe?
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the act of being the first person to p-ss out at party while all of your friends wipe their d-ck on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
man that punk -ss couldn’t even handle his sh-t and p-ssed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to d-ck wipe that little b-tch.
a sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.
i met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested i swab a d-ck wipe before she proceeded to shove a c-ck down her throat.
the act of being the first person to p-ss out at party while all of your friends wipe their d-ck on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
man that punk -ss couldn’t even handle his sh-t and p-ssed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to d-ckwipe that little b-tch.
v.: d-ckwiping
p.p.: d-ck wiped
t-tle: d-ckwiper
adj.: d-ckwipe

v: reffering to the act of wiping one’s front genital.

adj. same concept as -sswipe,

a coward
a dumb-ss
a sh-t head
a f-ckhead
an idiot
a h-m-s-xual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone “a f-ggot” or something “gay”, doesn’t necessarily have to be h-m-s-xual, but would be funnier if used by h-m-s-xuals

“ya you keep telling me you didn’t run away and i’ll believe you, you d-ckwipe”
v: you -sshole, you look like you’ve got much experiance in d-ckwiping, i could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was d-ck-wiped by his girlfriend, sh-t almost shone through his pants.

t-tle: “yeah right after i won the lottery, i hired a d-ckwiper”

adj.: “you’re such a stupid f-cking d-ckwipe
a brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your p-n-s after a messy -j-c-l-t–n when your lover is not allowing to suck excess s-m-n from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate p-n-s wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells…
”aww sh-t, it’s everywhere, man i wish id bought a d-ck wipe
1.same as an -ss wipe but the male s-x not the female
2.very rude and a very big f’n -sshole(someone who is on yur hit list)
girl: i f—in hate you, you g—amn d-ck wipe. go to h-ll and burn you f—er!!!
guy: b-tch…