dickworks


d-ckworks is any act representing an act that someone who is a ‘d-ck’ would have done or said.

this could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a ‘d-ck’ or ‘douche’.
when bob posted on facebook ‘i need better friends’

bob’s best friend then replied ‘ahem, d-ckworks’

other example of d-ckworks:
pushing an old lady/child down stairs.
working the d-ck.
guy: thanks for the extra d-ck work last night! can i cook you at breakfast?

girl: so last night i was doing a little d-ck work…

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