Dicnic
a picnic oriented date in which the male packs expensive and/or extravagant foods as an ellaborate scheme in hopes of having s-xual encounters with the guest.
man1: hey i heard you’re s-xually active with that woman from the office.
man2: yeah broseph, took her on a dicnic! girls can’t resist the sparkling white wine and artisan breads.
man1: word.
a picnic in which the picnic basket, as well as all food and drink containers are d-ck-shaped.
a bunch of my friends and i enjoyed d-ck-shaped sandwiches, popsicles, and kool-aid drinks on our biweekly dicnic.
refers to s-x outdoors; often used to denote meeting places for clandestine s-xual encounters among male h-m-s-xuals, but can be used for any s-xual activity outdoors when (at least one) d-ck is involved.
“what should we bring to the dicnic?”
“lube.”
to felate a man who has a bread roll attatched to his p-n-s – usually occuring outside i.e. at a picnic
he took me for a picnic and i gave him a dicnic – it was so much better than a usual sandwich
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