dictionarize


to define a word, almost always a made-up one. this entry is kinda paradoxical.
jon: i just dictionarized “dictionarize”.
kyle: what did they call it before?
jon: -head explodes-
the act of attempting to give someone a bl-w j-b and failing.

background: a co-worker of mine said the word “dictionarize” when trying to explain a word she made up. quickly, giggles started about as my boss reminded us of the urban dictionary’s definition of boutonniere.
my boyfriend left me because i dictionarized.
my fiance can’t please me, she dictionarizes.
i dictionarized once and i’ve never been the same since. i can’t get a date.
to arrange alphabetically.
let’s dictionarize the names.

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