Dictionary
the thing that gave the people of the urban dictionary the idea to found this website
i love the urban dictionary.
what you’re reading right now, but without all the -ssholes, anti-americans, dumb-ss n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other cr-p.
the world is so lazy these days, that instead of reading the dictionary, they wait for the movie.
f-cking kidding me? lol you must be bored as h-ll.
i bought a dictionary. the first thing i did was look up the word dictionary. it said, “you’re an -sshole”.
-demetri martin
a very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pr-nounced, used in a sentence etc.
although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as…
1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.
why are you looking up dictionary? dumsh-t
your a stupid -ssclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary
you’re an -sshole.
-demitri martin
i bought a dictionary the other day. when i got home, the first word i looked up was dictionary. next to the word it said…you’re an -sshole.
thing you use to look up words you don’t understand with definitions filled with words you don’t understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn’t understand.
man:look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
woman:-looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary-
dictionary reads: wishy-washy: ineffectual
ineffectual: futile
futile: futilis that pours out easily, useless
woman:…wtf!?
a really good place to keep your weed, if you cut our the middle.
dude, go git the dictionary, and a lighter, we gona git high tonight
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