dictionotomy
the practice of adding meaningless buzzwords and wrong definitions to the dictionary simply because some people are too stupid to learn the right ones. this is primarily done by webster’s dictionary; if you want to be absolutely sure you have the right definition, consult the oxford english dictionary instead.
gas pump guy: see, the way i see it, this job was done by one o’ them fromochidal maniacs, and they won’t catch ‘im until he kills again.
customer: i see…well, i’ll be on my way now. i’ll keep an eye out for one of those–what did you call ’em again?”
gsg: a fromochidal maniac.
customer: right, see ya.
gsg: (aside) …is that right? i should check my dictionotomy.
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