dictumhead


one who tries too hard to come up with new words for online dictionaries, usually failing miserably even if the word is accepted.
see also: lingua-loser
larry: jeebus! look at this word! it’s not even a word, it’s a 3 word phrase – what a stretch.
moe: that dictumhead probably thinks getting published here makes him ernest friggin’ hemingway.
curly: or marian webster.
moe: get around here, you!
boink!

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