did you screw my duck
“did you screw my duck?” is what to say if you’re walking through a park and see someone person scr-w-ng a duck.
a good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they’re getting off lightly.
spencer saw doofus scr-w-ng a duck by the duck pond, and said “did you screw my duck?”
“yes,” whimpered doofus.
“you know the drill,” said spencer sternly.
doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
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