diddyness
diddyness is the slightly shortened way of saying, the diddyness scale. a scale invented by one of the founding fathers of the diddyz. the scale is a logarithmic scale that gives a ranking from the reference score. the ranking can be used to show if you are above other diddyz, and how high you rank in society.
the scale is given by:
d = 10 log(s/s-)
ie, 10 times the log of your score divided by reference.
note: the reference (s-) is 10^5
jimbo: hey matt you part of the diddyz?
matt: yeah mate!
jimbo: whats your diddyness?
matt: about 200!
jimbo: dude that must have taken forever.
matt: sure did
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