Die Potato


1. what is said before a guy attempts to stomp the life out of a potato.

2. used to signify distaste for somthing
man- die potato!

potato- noooooooooo!
splat!

man- die potato!

(potato c-cks gun)
potato- not today
man- 😮

man- die potato!

potato- noooooooooo
train kid- i like trains…
man- wait, no no no no no!
train from no where pulverized bodies of both man and potato

phrase used to signify distaste

guy 1- hey josh, can you get the phone charger?
josh- die potato! !

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