when you are over 600 pounds and can no longer take the fat rolls suffocating you in your sleep
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- mashee queshie
question often asked by vagrants and the (often) intoxicated, homeless …. literal translation: “may i ask you a question?” “mashee queshie” is a sentence. often followed by “i’m good people.”
the noun equivalent of referring to someone that “nails pigs”. like, someone who is kind of strange, cr-ppy, and whose physical movements suggest that they may have recently had contact with a pig. person 1: dude, what the h-ll is up with johnson? person 2: i don’t know man, something’s definitely off with him today. […]
internet acronym. this is not a game. origin: retort from the 2016 united states presidential election against people who treated it as a game rather than a matter of life and death. “well, donald trump won by the electoral college, so under the rules of the game, he won even though the american people rejected […]
- palmetto tree
a palm tree that grows in the u.s. animals and sh-t live in them, so watch out! we saw palmetto trees when we went to south carolina.
someone with no sense of humour; having a comical handicap. he never gets any of my jokes, i swear he’s a comicap.