a never aging 1 dimensional caveman and barbarian who has apparently vandalised the fountain of youth
oh, he’s such a diego costa.
man he never seems to age, costa much eh?
- tibetian ball drainer
like tantric methods, the recipient experiences a lengthy “double -j-c-l-t–n” from focused working of the scr-t-m, t-st-cl-s, taint and erogenous areas in tandem with varying edging techniques. usually requiring more than an hour “session” the scr-t-m is restrained and pulled taught and the t-st-cl-s aggressively sucked while the recipient goons to p-rn. once in full […]
- doing a nib
when you’re on cod4 and you get an airstrike, you place it perfectly, on top of their whole team, but receive no kills. “i’ve got an airstrike” “put it on a” “well, i did but got nothing, i’m doing a nib”
- stick it up your sacks
slang telling someone to go f-ck theirself. “i don’t give a f-ck! go stick it up your sacks!”
- gday brother
what anglican ministers say to their “hood” they’ll start any conversation with this line. “gday brother, are you praising the lord?”
a pretty big hoe that thinks she is better than everyone else, tries to act cool when she is stupid and has to filter in her brain. she is as fake as they get! when she’s grows up she will be a hooker or stripper “that selda is such a hoe” “selda makes me want […]