Diego Forlan
a uruguayan soccer player that played for manchester united, for a few years he didn’t do to well there,made some clumsy misses,a few goals but nothing to impress anyone.but in the season 2004-2005 playing for villareal from spain he was european golden boot along with henry(-rs-nal) with 25 goals,and pichichi of spain leading with most goal.then in the season 2005-2006 he was semi-finalist in the champions league.villareal loosing against -rs-nal at a narrow score line of 1-0 after both games.
guy 1: you kicked some -ss on the pitch today,keep up the good work!
guy 2: yeah, next year hopefully i’ll be like diego forlan.
guy 1: you’ll never be like forlan, he’s too good!!
an extremely strong alcoholic drink. 8 shots of vodka (ulster shots, 35ml) thrown in a pint gl-ss with some ice and topped up with blue wkd. derived from the special k and named after former european golden boot winner and manchester united legend diego forlan
whys dave lying face down on the floor?
cos he’s just had a diego forlan and 2 special ks the mad b-st-rd
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