diesel dick
the inevitable unwanted erection that occurs approximately 23 seconds before your stop on the bus/train, and causes you to walk off bent double
also travel fat,traveller’s marrow
no, i’m not carrying a gun. i’m afraid that its just an acute case of diesel d-ck.
when a trucker has been on the road for many days needing release of his male functions. similar to blue b-lls, he needs to c-m!
d-mn baby i’ve been on the road for 13 days, i really have a case of diesel d-ck!
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the smallest shopping cart found at grocery stores. “hey, we’re only here for milk, tp, and cat food. grab a diet buggy.”
- Diet Pop Tart
-a pop tart with the edges broken off so just the delicious, fruity middle part is left. guy 1: dude?! are you eating a pop tart? i thought you were on a diet? those things have like 200 calories per tart! guy 2: nah it’s cool. it’s a diet pop tart…no crusts!
- diffuckit
something too difficult that you just say “f-ck it!” and give up. too diff-ckit, i’m outtahere.
- Diflucous of the blowhole
diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. it ain’t pretty.) blowhole = -sshole = yer sphincter after eating at joe’s ptomaine shack, steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.
- digievolution
synonym of evolution. based on the tv animated series digimon, where the main characters’ pets, knowed as digimons, evolves into a differents forms. “this is the new digievolution of my life” “your dog is different, it has digievolved” “this game has digievolved into another form”