Diet Soda


a liqid substance that was created for fat americans who kept drinking high calorie soda.

a drink that modles, actors/actresses, president bush, and other anorexic and/or stupid people drink.
person 1)
“did you hear that she has started drinking diet soda?”

person 2)
“so she is anorexic now?”

person 3)
“no she has always been, but she is stupid now.”

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