Dietlinde

deet-lin-dah

1. (noun) a sweet southern damsel whose five star baking is only surp-ssed by her sweet and kind personality. people who encounter a dietlinde feel a warm sense of being and leave content. the name has become synonymous with wonderful food that not only tastes good, but make you feel good. dietlinde’s tend to be around tall attractive people with cute accents. and have really cool brothers.

2. (n) a wholesome morsel.

3. (adj) used as a delicious food modifier.
“dietlinde!” -chuck norris cried out after experiencing the -rg-smic flavor of a b-ttery yet light with just the right amount of crisp pastry… ok maybe not, but thats how he would describe it if he had one that good.

the dos equis guy has bragged about living a hunderd lives and dying a thousand deaths after taking one nibble of the dietlinde.

batman made a special slot on his utility belt just to hold a delicious piece of dietlinde for him to enjoy on his 4 am snack break. he makes robin carry a toaster.

the ancient egyptians designed a time machine to travel to present day to steal the dietlinde recipe so they could travel back in time to feed the hungry m-ss of people building the pyramids.

the dietlinde will eradicate world hunger and introduce world peace all in one bite… simultaneously…
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“dietlinde” is a german name for middle aged women who are great persons, lovely wives, really good friends and mothers of fantastic children.
a dietlinde has an amazing character: she’s lovely, nice, caring strong and intelligent. but she also can gets very very angry and then she shouts loudly, but she calms herself quickly and is never angry of somebody for a long time.
she works much, too much, and her workplace is far away from her home so she has to oscillate a lot.
dietlindes are independent women, although she loves her familia much.
she likes relaxing and watching historical movies and hiking in the mountains and swimming.

dietlindes often wish they were thiner because they think they’re fat but they aren’t. same with their appearances.

if you you can name at least one dietlinde in your circle of friends or even better in your family you should count yourself very lucky.
“i’m going through some sh-t right now, i really need a dietlinde by my side!”

“my mum is so rude these days i wish she acted a bit more like a dietlinde!”