applying lotion with both hands
justin bieber is in the bathroom difling
- donald trumping
the act of being the most sh*tlicking, s*xist, h*m*phobic piece of sh*t the world has ever seen. all while wearing a poor excuse of a wig that looks like a dead animal they had just plucked off the street one day and put it on their f*ckin’ baldas head, f*ck like, balder than king neptune. […]
dual-sided frame for art, murals, or photographs, wherein exists opportunity to change the medium dependent on guest preference. honey would you flip the duploframes in the foyer and games room to our evening abstract works for tonight’s visitors.
the act of relentlessly searching webmd and other health related websites, in an effort to self diagnose your own “terminal” illness. them: i think i finally figured out what is wrong with me! you: have you been on the internet, dyingnosing yourself again?
getting elbowed right in the t*t. often accidentally but may occur on purpose. can create awkward situations. brad elb**bed chelsea and ruptured her water bra.