Digipen goggles


when normally unattractive girls seem smokin’ hot because of an extended period of time attending digipen inst-tute of technology (which is nearly void of females).
whenever i go to somewhere in the real world i think “whow, girl, whow!” because of these d-mned digipen goggles.
when one is attracted to a female purely because they attend digipen inst-tute of technology and do not know what “hot” women look like.
mark: “look at those hot girls, i wanna tap that!”
john: “take off your digipen goggles, they’re all over 50.”

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