Digislexia
when your brain works faster than your fingers in chat, resulting in otherwise never-before spelled words. the easiest words are usually the most susceptible, as you really don’t think about them when you type.
dude: “i gots me a schveet score on cod last nite.”
dudette: “llo”
dude: “…llo?”
dudette: “durp. sorry. lol. stupid digislexia.”
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