digital bitch
a girl who spends nearly all of her time on digital devices such as ipod, ipad, iphone, droid, etc. she is concerned primarily with her social media presence which usually does not represent the mundane and vapid nature of her real life. human interactions will always take a second seat to her engagement to the digital world. the latter is especially true with regard her lack of interest in/aversion to the more visceral or physical aspects of human life.
1. “dude, i took her out to morton’s and she spent the entire time on her f-ckin ipad. we barely spoke! digital b-tch…”
2. “i would have given her a proper rogering last night, but she couldn’t put down her smartphone and it was a real turnoff. don’t waste your time with that digital b-tch.”
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