Digital Coma
when there’s been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma – therefore unable to post any updates.
“have you heard anything from charlie lately?”
“no, and he hasen’t posted anything either”
“he must be in a digital coma”
1 more definition
the state of being completely oblivious to anything or anyone around you while facebooking, texting or other digital activities.
babe, you can get off your knees i came like a half an hour ago. oh christ your in a facebook digital coma aren’t you!
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