digital grandaddy


someone of a mature nature who has spent most of their life using the internet and i.t. gadgets and likes to think they are an expert in all things technical.
person 1 – ‘hey dude, what happens if i push this b-tton ?’
person 2 – ‘no idea dude, go ask the digital grandaddy!!!!’
(person 1 – ‘safe blud’)

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