Dignified burial at sea
a euphemism for the act of defecation. coined after osama bin laden’s ‘dignified burial at sea’.
taking a sh-t, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
fred: “where the h-ll is dave? he’s been gone ages!”.
dave: “sorry about that guys, i had to perform a ‘dignified burial at sea!'”
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