DIKEA


an ikea for butch lesbians. full of bean bags, rainbow sheets, air-hockey tables, etc.
charlie: hey babe, we’re totally in need of some new bean bags for our sports room….
joan: yeah……lets go to dikea
charlie: sick.
a game played in the scandinavian furniture store ikea that involves revealing one’s p-n-s in room displays without getting caught.
i didn’t know what to do last sat-rday and i needed a desk lamp so i decided to play dikea.

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