dilan saenz
a s-xy -ss motherf-cker who has a 9″ d-ck with no f-cks to give except those he gives to v-g-n-s.
girl1 1:dude did you hear about dilan saenz?
girl 2: h-ll yeah! his d-ck is huge!
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