dilapidater
a man or woman who exaggerates their -ssets and lies about their age on internet dating sites. when you meet them in person they are actually much older and far more rundown.
friend 1: how was your blind date with that guy last night?
friend 2: it was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and i am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.
friend 1: he sounds like a dilapidater.
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