Dildo Baggins

frodo’s gay brother.
frodo baggins had the ring.
d-ld- baggins had b-tt-s-x with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
a small female s-x toy with an attaching bag to catch all flowing liquids.
d-ld- with a bag attached
the code name for the jewish and bi curious dylan collins. he has an extremely pale p-n-s, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. he is very insecure, and without the support of shortridge academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.

a d-ld- baggins or a d-ld- collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat d-ck in his rear.

a little background on d-ld-/dylan baggins, is that he can be a large -sshole but mainly towards fat people. his reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of baltimore maryland, known as “chode-opolus” is recently going through gastric byp-ss surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. dylan and “mr.” opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, mr baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into opolus’s -ss, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. his head was suffocated, and never has been the same. they broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
“i have a f-cking normal d-ck!”
“stop b-tchin, stop being such a d-ld- baggins.”
a hobbit residing in sonipat, haryana by the alias of saurabh dhillon.(dhill-o, dild-o).

he has no ring. he just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.

also a descendant of the common parasite.
he b-mmed a ciggarette off me again.

bl–dy d-ld- baggins!
a blithering idiot
used when someone says something idiotic or stupid

“you d-ld- baggins”