Dildo cheese


the crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) d-ld-. usually containing old lube and girl c-m. yummmmm.
“i found my old d-ld- in the closet. it was covered in d-ld- cheese!”

“tmi. wow wtf”

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