dildo fish


a quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a v-g-n-l, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
after a long tense moment in which beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apr-n to his bulging package, marty smashed the freezer gl-ss with his meaty fist and grabbed the first d-ld- fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
someone who you don’t like, or is annoying; an interjection to yell during a dying conversation to stir it up.
g-d, your such a f-cking d-ld-fish!

person 1: so
person 2: so…
person 3: um…
person 4: d-ld-fish!
person 1: you guys wanna go to pita pit?
people 2&3: h-ll yeah!

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