dildo licker


someone who licks d-ld-es. an insult.
“so diss all you want but it won’t make your weenie any bigger you d-ld- licker.” – william murderface of dethklok. (metalocalypse season 1 episode 5)
a derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. comes form the word “d-ld-” meaning fake p-n-s; and the word “licker” meaning one who licks things. the combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a”d-ck licker” but is in fact a “fake d-ck licker”. popularized by the animated series metalocalypse.
bono the lead singer for u2 is the biggest d-ld- licker in all of world history.

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