Dildo Ranch
the d-ld- ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. the d-ld- ranch offers affordable prices on new (and used) d-ld-s. but there’s a catch… to get into the d-ld- ranch one must prove his worth… a small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you… not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student i.d.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student i.d. discount)
cheers!
“have you ever been down to the d-ld- ranch?”
“were headed to the d-ld- ranch guys!”
“i brought my suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the d-ld- ranch!”
“let’s all go to the d-ld- ranch!”
“i saw that scoots applied to work the door at the d-ld- ranch!”
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