Dildo smash
to pulverize someones head with a recently used d-ld-, ranging from 6-14 inches long.
guy 1-“dude last night was flucked. i bought my girlfriend this cool vibrating d-ld-. she liked it so much after she used it she proceeded to pummel my face with it. ”
guy 2-“sounds to me like you got d-ld- smashed.”
guy 1-“yah bro. sh-t hurts and the worst part was she screamed d-ld- smash while she did it.”
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