dildo watch
a d-ld- equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
i was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got d-ld- watch.
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invoking the experience of a dimethyltryptamine. intense, melancholic, most ,psychedelic´ motion ever possible. sometimes representing an idea of motionless time universum. song by madonna, the ,deeper & deeper´, seems to be very dimethyltryptaminous, dude.
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