dildocam
a small, poor quality camera. often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.
oh hai, i love photography and i plan on going to an art inst-tute to show off the skills i have. do you think pictures i take with my d-ld-cam will make it? they’re blurry but i managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.
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