Dildodore
play on the name dumbledore, the head master of hogwarts, used to describe someone who is obsessed with the harry potter series and watches the movies as if they’re doc-mentaries.
“you know that wierd kid who sits at the back of the cl-ss?”
“you mean the one who owns all the harry potter books and brings them to cl-ss and justs sits in the back and reads them over and over every day?”
“yeah. what a d-ld-dore.”
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