dildohawk
the typical hairstyle of a tool, or douche bag. greatly resembles one that of a fohawk, but with a stronger and slightly more negative connotation to an indavidual’s level of “tool-ness”.
the guys that work at abercrombie and fitch generally sport the d-ld-hawk.
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