Dildometrist


n. a professional who creates and designs prescription d-ld-s for a specific person.
i am going to make an order with the d-ld-metrist.

Read Also:

  • edge master

    a person who is very edgy. bobby hill:your very edgy dude. eli jones:i’m an edge master?

  • shawny

    a broke/ homeless n-gg- who’s diet consists of only cereal and dreams of finer things like going to paris. you can call them a/ you shawny or just shawny person a:when are gunna get the f-ck off my couch shawny? person b:when i feel like it n-gg-. #broke #homeless #cereal #eiffel tower my wife. the […]

  • Snake Island

    a metaphorical island for people who back-stab, do something sneaky, or snake in general. people who are on snake island are officially labelled as snakes. jorel just snaked me out, i’m putting him on snake island.

  • Seattle Slip and Slide

    first have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with ky jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women. the party was so fierce it had a seattle slip and slide.

  • Gold Star Family

    a family who lost a loved one fighting for america in a war. 1. the gold star family member stayed up all night worrying if their loved one suffered before he/she died. 2. donald trump tried to trash gold star family member khizr khan. the tangerine mussolini showed no respect.


Disclaimer: Dildometrist definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.