dildophobic
d-ld-phobic dil-do-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to any phallus-shaped s-x toy designed for insertion into the v-g-n- or -n-s. characteristically afflicting s-xually insecure males, but has been known to occur in s-xually repressed women as well.
see vibraphobic.
she had to hide her d-ld-s from her d-ld-phobic boyfriend or he would throw them in the garbage due to insecurity about his small p-n-s.
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