Dildough


a female prosthetic phallus made from a meat based dough, most likely meatball mix, to cover a she wee (a funnel used by women to urinate standing up, commonly used at festivals)
think i’m gonna make a d-ld-ugh for glasto, see you in a bit
noun (from old/mid. english): the primary ingredient in a most celebrated food of ol’ glastonbury, pickle bread.
what dost thou on thyne mind have?! yea verily, ye c’n no a’bacen thyne pickle bread withe nary an clove of d-ld-ugh! ye ‘ave nigh an clue.
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i caught my girlfriend trying to put my d-ld-ugh into her piggybank.

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