Dilla Head
a colossal fan of the legendary hip-hop producer and grandfather of neo-soul, james dewitt yancey aka jay dee or j dilla. we recognize his otherworldly excellence, and possess an insatiable desire to own all of his material. we have (pre-donuts) rare vintage jay dee/ummah tracks in our extensive media library, we study his instrumental breaks, we obsessively hunt for his samples, we watch his doc-mentaries, we knew about him before he died. we don’t simply own the “donuts” alb-m and “dilla saved my life” t-shirts, desperately trying to be something we are not. we are not poseurs! we do not try to fit a mold! we separate ourselves from the ‘normal’ fan with our thorough knowledge of his material, and the material of his -ssociated acts. we don’t selfishly h–rd his music; instead we attempt to educate and bestow upon others his brilliance. we’re often called sn-bs or elitists, but that’s not the case; some of us simply don’t appreciate the over-usage and exploitation of the term “dilla head”. there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a posthumous fan (in fact, we think it’s great and applaud you for discovering him). you don’t need a doctorate of dilla philosophy to be a fan, however, if you want to openly call yourself a “dilla head”, you’d better be working on one. rest in beats, mr. yancey.
fan: yo, i just picked up this fresh stussy/dilla t-shirt to match my custom vans authentic, and i’m listening to the illest dilla dawg song ever, “lightworks”. i’m a dilla head to the fullest! dopeness!!! will you be at the dopest tribute ever tonight?
dilla head: umm…ok? so…anyway, do you have the instrumentals for front street, or verbal clap? and is shoes spinning?
fan: (pause) have you heard donuts yet?!?
dilla head: (face palm)
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