dilp


a dilp is commonly referring to a stuck up female, a b-tch.
gosh that girl sierra is such a dilp.
d.i.l.p is acutaly an acronym that stands for dad i love p-n-s
dude, that guy is such a dilp!
ye he probs is like dad i love p-n-s
seven foot bfg (big fat gay). hes a sahafe militant brer, however, he steals and then rinses all jokes.
awwwww you pulled a dilps!
the act of leaving in a quick manner.
i went home with that hawt girl that i met at the bar. things were going well until i realized she was actually a he. i grabbed my clothes and dilped! i seriously had to dilp!

friend: yeah, man. i saw you sprinting down the street half dressed. you were really dilping!
a moron lax player, gay toaster, of the matticus steelmanius race
well if it isnt dilp!!!

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