dimension master


any one of the six beings forged out of sp-ce, time, light, darkness, life, energy, and matter at the start of every universe. they usually serve as mercenaries, -ss-ssins for hire, or bounty hunters. the six members are z, d, p, s, n, and j. though not humans, they do appear as such. their godlike powers are virtually unrivaled in all the dimensions. they’re pretty d-mn bad-ss.
me: am i the only one that thinks the dimension masters are gay? …no?

my friend: shut the f-ck up, man. they’re more bad-ss than the avengers!

other friend: they could totally kick satan’s -ss any day!

me: if you say so…

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