awesome wifey,love everyone,really short, bad b*tch,dont give a f*ck all together,and thinks she’s black only because she wore “cat ears” and her part wasn’t even on fleek
bro when i grow up i wanna be a dincel
that guy that when you see him, you just want to hit him in the face. if a woman needs a seat, he offers up his face. today’s modern renaissance man. “i worked with tomyus for a few years, d*mn did i learn to have patience”.
- dirty pretzel
the act of fisting your partners *ss as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad
an amazingly intelligent person, who is also a computer guru! oh you fixed the computer? you are such a devnith!
a trump supporter so afraid of foreigners that they sh*t themself a nasty dingleberry up in they *sshairz. that jingoist trump f*ggotte musta shat himself he walkin so funny musta got him a jingoberry up in he natty cornhole.