Ding Ding
means female s-xual organ, vag, v-g-n-, c-nt, p-ssy.
that monster l. was naked in my bed, and my ding-ding was in incredible pain.
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ding ding: 1)the p-n-s
2)a very pleasurable hand job.
1)frank likes his ding ding.
2)francis gives great ding dings.
the act of receiving a first cl-ss, well lubricated hand job from a chinese m-sseuse in an upscale m-ssage parlor. pay no more than 20 extra dollars on the price of the original m-ssage.
i needed to relax, so i got a ding ding during my lunch break.
a contest, usually involving 12-14 year old boys, to determine who, among them, can c-m the quickest. sometimes involving as many as a dozen guys, ding ding can also just be a contest between two. this is one of the most common p-b-rty-age, self-asteem building exercises among males. it is thought, at that age, that the ability to jerk off and bust a load extremely quickly, is a sign of maturity and s-xual prowess, something to show off. the winner has to shout “ding ding” to prove that he indeed won.
mark and dave were ferociously playing ding ding in mark’s bedroom, and just as mark was about to win and shout out loud in pleasure, his mom knocked on the door to the room, causing both guys to cringe and go soft. blue b-lls then ensued, particularly in the case of mark. because of the mishap with mark’s mom, dave turned out c-mming first and winning the game.
illegal slot machine
i lost so much money at the ding ding’s last night!
a mysterious force that can only be truly defined upon finding it.
“have ya found ya ding ding yet?”
“nah, man. i’m still searching.”
a firefighter or fireman. slang term used by police to describe firefighters. the origin stems from the sounds of a bell on an antique fire truck.
a ding ding is a fireman, often a volunteer, who likes his bells and whistles. his personal vehicle may have more lights on it than a ufo.
also, see whacker.
here come the ding dings. he’s a ding ding.
a “ding ding” is used to describe a person who acts in the same way that a mentally handicapped person would.
nice one, ding ding!!!
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