ding dong johnson


refers to one who implies s-xual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the d-ck/v-g-n-, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.
stacy: hey jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueb-lls. did you ding dong johnson him?

stacy: h-ll yeah b-tch! i needed that free drink!

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