DIng King


a person possessing a large number of dingleberries, or a person who eats/cleans large amounts of dingleberries from clients.
person 1: yo, do you see jack over there?
person 2: yeah, he’s the ding king.
a young man who has an extreme asian female fettish. he enjoys asian women and food but is indifferent about asian culture. preferrably a black male who m-st-rb-t-s to asian p-rnography and visits the internet frequently.
i think your asian fettish has led you to be the ding king, man.

you’re the king of all dingland man.

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