Ding suppression
(noun) – a device worn on one’s head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) particularly useful when around women.
(“ding” as in “balding”)
hat scalp gross peac-cking vanity
insecure dude: “i don’t want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when i hit on them tonight so i better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression.”
bro: “wise choice bro!”
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